I sometimes get bad ideas: "I dodge it" The LRMs are in the sky, flying to strip some armor. My teammates scurry and are all trying to find some cover. In times like these you have to make a quick decision. I walk my Mech into a ridge... I DON'T CARE I dodged it NO REPAIRS etc. Be creative and turn songs into Mechy goodness instead of modern culture 'lets sing about how we are irresponsible yaaaay'! I had inspiration to make that 'What Does the Mech Say' cover less generic but I lost it somewhere in my messed up head place thing yes.
Not exactly on topic here but ever since closed beta this has been the song in the back of my mind when I play my Jenner (and now all light mechs). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhY9GOhFwN4
[size=14pt]Kickstart my Jenner When I get high I get high on speed Top fuel Jenner's A drug for me My Jenner, my Jenner Kickstart my Jenner Always got Comstar Coming after me Custom built XL doing 153 My Jenner, my Jenner Kickstart my Jenner Ooh, are you ready Mechwarriors? Ooh, are you ready now? Ooh, yeah Kickstart my Jenner Give it a JumpJet Ooh, yeah, baby Ooh, yeah Kickstart my Jenner Hope it never stops Ooh, yeah, baby Jump jet naked From an dropship flight Or Natasha Kerensky wrapped In leather so tight My Jenner, my Jenner Kickstart my Jenner Say I got trouble Trouble in my eyes I'm just looking for another great score My Jenner, my Jenner Kickstart my Jenner Yeh, are you ready Mechwarriors? Yeh, are you ready now? Ooh, yeah Kickstart my heart Give it a Jumpjet Ooh, yeah, baby Ooh, yeah Kickstart my Jenner Hope it never stops Ooh, yeah, baby When we started this clan All we needed, needed was a laugh Years gone by... I'd say we've oneshot'd some ass When I'm enraged Or hittin' high heat stage Adrenaline rushing Through my mechs veins And I'd say we're still killin some' ass Ooo, ahh, kickstart my Jenner Hope it never stops And to think, we did all of this... To drooooooooooooooooooop Ooh, yeah Kickstart my Jenner Give it a start Ooh, yeah, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby Ooh, yeah Kickstart my Jenner Hope it never stops Ooh, yeah, baby Ooh, yeah Kickstart my Jenner Hope it never stops Ooh, yeah, baby Ooh, yeah Kickstart my Jenner Give it a start Ooh, yeah Ok boys, lets arty strike the house That's all.
I guess this would not be a parody, more of an inspired work of cheese... Or something like that. MechWarrior By .:The Ski Dog:. Theory of a Deadman MechWarrior Standing strong Those before me Beckoning Those behind me Met the fall (Short crunchy thrashing deth metal interlude) Alone I sit Now waiting Over the comms I hear the call Give up now MechWarrior To wait would be just wrong (More crunchy guitars breaking into super shredding guitar solo) (MechWarrior voicing thoughts) Hope fades My fate calls No accolades No guilded halls (MechWarrior speaking over comms) The firmament waits on you brothers Let me show you the path (MechWarrior speaking to himself in the cockpit) Winter is coming bitches Feel.. My.. Wrath! (deth Metal guitar crunch with battle comms chatter in the background) (guitars end.... radio static)
