Crazy mech builds

If you were unlucky enough to drop with me earlier this week, you would have seen me stomping around in this monstrosity:

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=118&l=c647eb177afc574ba1bfcfc04261ee39b770361d

 

So much weaksauce in this thread. Here is a mech that I run occasionally. I bought a second K2 dedicated to just this build. I present to you.... WET NOODLE.

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=19&l=1c1e8ebcb9e10fa2a6ded75c016889211d321475

All fear the pinpoint alpha! Thread closed.

 

Just ran into this dude:



I cut right through his open right torso, and believe it or not but he was riding a standard engine

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=67&l=3276992759e3e23d26988710739047bd9fff1521
(reverse engineering attempt)

 

LRM70 in a STK-5M with Quad.SLas!!!

but rather Streams than One Big Volley. Besides it ran sooo hot, that he OH constantly.




recreated with smurfy:
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=46&l=92aeaa7ea51899c08e2b9694c444076b178d9575

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LRM40+A in an ON1-VA, no backupweapons, but TAG:

[img width=700 height=437]http://i42.tinypic.com/2hntd88.jpg[/img]


recreated with smurfy:
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=101&l=4f3d47b67a4136dd1b1a43ce1941463e3a44d264

 

I went through this thread again this morning and just basically shook my head. I get it, there are a ton of crap mech builds out there but one mans crap is another mans treasure.

 

I thought that this thread was to take min/maxed builds to their ridiculous extremes, but recently it turned into the Cringeworthy Build thread.

 

Thats pretty much all I have seen; cringeworthy builds. At least towards the end of the thread.

 

Why build a LRM70 with you can build a LRM75 with the same tonnage?
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=46&l=00279bc7ac0fec27b9083d40ac7f51057d824f49

I don't mind pure LRM boats cause min/max is a great thing, but at least do it on something like a catapult, as one MLas is not going to do much anyways. Technically i is reasonable on an Orion also, and you can get some backup.

 

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=14&l=aecc7d71194c4aac3c3fbb463dd994dcccf34c12

Hehe back to the topic of crazy mech builds, take a look at this! I almost want to buy an awesome just to watch the heat climb like crazy lol.

 

Not as hot as this!
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=115&l=1f91c7da967b2f2d5ecbe75b04960303958f81db

 

That build is interesting. Makes me wonder what the lowest smurfy cooling efficiency possible is.
Let's min/max in the wrong direction,
Changing your build to SHS drops it to 4%.
Ignoring ghost heat, the highest heat weapons are:
ER PPC: 5h/slot, 2.143h/ton, 15h/hardpoint
ER LLa: 4.25h/slot, 1.7h/ton, 8.5h/hardpoint
MPlas: 5h/slot, 2.5h/ton, 5h/hardpoint

So some combination of those three weapons, based on tonnage, slots, and hardpoints.
I think this:
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=118&l=5ab534109e2b3d49f073c2476902237f8ce06d92
is probably the worst, at 3%. 2 tons free, but no hardpoints left for weapons.

 

Your alpha is a little low. If you switch to a STD engine, you can fill up that last missile hardpoint.

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=118&l=ff44e1178b88024d121c33c2acf9ec377b7d81d3

 

That wouldn't increase the heat. The sole point is to make it as hot as possible, so while 2 tons could be put to armor that decreases the clarity. It's easier for people trying to improve it to see how much tonnage is left this way.

 

ZombieSlayer Scout?

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=87&l=830080a5133feb76c9886a5020ab2235e23af8a3

 

Slowest mech
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=47&l=9766602471dee12c8c528023c025dae3888ab251

 

There was a time when i thougth my sigth blocker lolcust was crazy,but
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=107&l=58061054b45797853ece660a31e3dc06c99c3945

this one can't compete with your mad mechs Awesome builds guys!